did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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