jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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