Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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