Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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