Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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