Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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