normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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