I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so let's talk penis.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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