How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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