can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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