It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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