Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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