Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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