I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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