My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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