problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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