i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
it glows. i had to have it.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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