I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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