remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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