I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i would punch a child for taco bell
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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