Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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