I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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