Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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