I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Small penises have feelings too.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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