I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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