You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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