He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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