Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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