yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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