I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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