toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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