We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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