Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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