dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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