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i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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