Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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