isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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