Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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