I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How does one acquire holy water?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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