So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i came on her dog
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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