he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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