So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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