Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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