took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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