She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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