don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she pinky promised me she was 18
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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