Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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