About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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