I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Come see our sink grown plant.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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