You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We need to rekindle our bromance
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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