We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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