And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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