But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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