Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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