I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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